He makes mental notes of all those details while making snide remarks.

For the football club. "They sound desperate."

The computer club. "They sound sad."

And the girls fan club. "Sounds pretentious." Because it is.

"Right, duly noted. Not that I think I'd have time for some football anyway." He finishes up the ramen and stifles a burp, promptly whispering "excuse me" under his breath.

"What's the school policy on students working part time? I was supposed to have an orientation this morning, but I got lost and the rest was history."