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BISHOP ([personal profile] getting_better) wrote in [community profile] the_big_ol_book_o_stories 2022-09-27 02:06 am (UTC)

[ Chances of escape while she was standing was at forty to fifty percent. Chances of escape while she's on his lap is at negative four thousand times infinity. ]

Y-Yeah! Just looking out for what's best for our child!

[ Now he's not looking at her, adopting the 'if-you-can't-see-me-I'm-not-in-trouble' method some dogs and cats use.

There was an idea, getting a pet. It'll be good for the kid or kids to have a pet they can play with.

Now he's just getting distracted again. ]

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